des tat twam asi?
Lies! It was not to be. I got bored translating the newspaper, I tried to translate Adorno instead, after translating Adorno I looked up the authorized English translation on the web and realized that I had produced such a hilariously terrible mistranslation that I immediately plunged it into the oublietteit will never be seen by anyoneleast of all on the web. Ugh. I'm not sure what happens now. Maybe I finally give up and become a pirate.