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Hey, fellow lapsed Catholics, happy Lent! Go see your Mel Gibson movie! Decide that Mel has it right, and the Second Vatican Council is all wrong! Vernacular liturgy: why bother? Declaration on Religious Liberty: who needs it? Profession of solidarity with Jews and Muslims: come on, who invited them to the party?
After you get out of the theater nice and riled, write your congresspeople and demand that they support Bush's no-gay-marriage amendment. Then go home and check your walls for mildew (Leviticus 14:33).