It seems that our well-beloved pirate penguin has a new avatar in Gay Penguin for America. I approve; it's basically along the lines of those bumper stickers you see in Portland that say "Someone Else for President." Kerry sort of looks like if a fly got near him, his reptilian tongue would zip out and snap it up; but in the end he could be a babyburning goatmolestor and I would still vote for him. Behold the Pragmatic Left. Why is Nader even bothering this time?