The verdict: my computer is made of poo and I am getting a new one. For instance, I can no longer copy & paste the repellent text from this article about pigs growing human hearts and lungs
Awful dream: I am buying babies on eBay. I don't actually want them. Spiders land on my head. Someone tells me that tzolkin, the name for the Maya sacred calendar, is also Spanish slang for breasts. "Oh good," I exclaim, "now everyone can titter at my book!"