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My word, an Iron Chef drinking game. (Though note, this link comes from Geegaw, which also links the deleterious effect of even moderate drinking on women's health. I don't know; I'm very confused as to how I feel about intoxicants right now.) But surely the premise is sound:
One drink whenever someone says, "I think he may steam that."
One drink when Kaga bites into something and looks pensive, such as the bell pepper during the opening credits (and yes, this one counts too!). Anyone who laughs when he does it takes an additional drink.
Three drinks if your chef is using bird's nest as an ingredient. Take one additional drink if it's red bird's nest.
This is hosted on a site called lemurlove.com, and now you know as much as I do.