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2001.05.07 =>

evaluation

Prom observations:
--Vu, though we love him, is a ridiculous man on the dance floor and will probably be unhappy about the many pictures taken of him.
--"The Humpty Hump." "That Girl Is Poison." That "call me" Blondie song.
--No faculty. Where were the faculty?
--Free beer and pizza. That, coupled with the fact that I actually liked my date, makes this Best Prom Ever.

Genetically modified humans have been born. Okay, so it's not like they're doing anything rampantly weird like changing eye color--it's just to help infertile women conceive--but still, the babies now have genes from three people. Just say it. "Genetically modified humans have been born."

Man tries to fake his way through a urinalysis test with a dildo. The saddest part of this, as Lyse points out, is that some poor probation officer has been trained to recognize the sights and sounds of urination.

 

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