care to see the wine list?
The milk's gone bad. Ugh. Sadly I ate most of my cereal before realizing this. Hey, I have less than no time for anything, but at least I am getting credentials; by which I mean that there are certain locutions that only academics are allowed to use, and I am earning the right to use them. But why should I be stingy? Especially with the cost of my education, I ought to spread the rewards a bit. Anyone who would like to subsidize part of my tuition is welcome to share its benefits. For your convenience I have prepared an à la carte menu:
The right to... Price use "problematize" in a sentence $20 declare your blog a "text" $35 declare your apartment a "text" $45 declare your significant other a "text" $75 declare yourself a reader of said texts $95 declare yourself a deconstructive reader $125 problematize your significant other $225 quote Lacan without provocation $275 yell at strangers for marginalizing you $340 snigger at strangers' New Critical $650 tendencies compare strangers to the British Empire $825 compare your significant other to the $1000 British Empire compare your significant other to the $50,000 plus British Empire, declare yourself a 4 years deconstructive reader of Empire, write indentured a 200-page thesis on your significant servitude other's hegemonic tendencies using quotes from Lacan, publish in a midsize journal, go on to a respectable career NO REFUNDS.
