Boswell for J.
“The sense I get from the strike at Berkeley is that everyone is incredibly depressed about it. Stanford at least has no illusions about being a business, and a temple to the idea of business.... their alumni magazine article about financial troubles reads like everyone is thrilled to implement the cuts, like people are joyfully racing across the campus to offer up a hand or a foot. Our topflight scientists at the medical center will make you new hands and feet faster than you can say, ‘Ow, motherfucker! That hurt!’”